Mysterious Stall Door Locking, Authorities Looking in on the Case

In the bathroom near Mrs. Patterson and Mrs. Green’s room there have been reports of stall doors locking. Authorities recently rushed to the site only to find that the stall doors had been unlocked by head custodian Mr. CENSORED. Mr. CENSORED denied having tampered with the evidence and in turn placed blame on the assistant custodians.

Mr. CENSORED is currently a suspect. Authorities believe he worked with the original criminal, a student prankster. Due to the lack of fingerprints no formal charges have been pressed. The minor status of the culprit means the fingerprints would not even be in a database.

The custodians have denied all responsibility for the locked stall doors. When questioned they proclaimed that no right minded person would crawl under a stall door to unlock them. This would be a more convincing story if the custodians did not have ladders that enable them to climb over the stalls.

Student interviews to follow soon.

By Spoofer Leo